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Facts, oddities, incidental details: these are only some of the few things I examine in the following twenty features I have come up with concerning life and all its intricacies. Some will make you laugh, others will make you scratch your chin, but whatever your behaviour, each and every one of these twenty or so queries. 1) Why does the glue in a tube not stick to the tube itself? 2) Sanity statistics has proven that one out of four people are insane or suffer from some form of mental disease. Think of three of your best friends. If they are fine, then you must be the fourth one. 3) If you have either a television or a Video Receiver or a DVD or anything that needs a remote controller, this odd behaviour is familiar. Have you noticed that whenever the batteries begin to get dull, we press down harder? Are we expecting to squeeze more out of them? 4) Supposedly the man from the jungle lives in the jungle, yes? Then, how and where did his beard disappear to? 5) How do bugs get into the enclosed and sometimes shut-tight light bulbs? 6) Why doesn't a plastic bag open up at the first end we try to open? 7) Why, pray tell, do doctors just about to inject a prisoner with a lethal injection check that the needle is sterilized? 8) Have you noticed that if your bank account gets overdrawn, your bank will add an extra charge? Why do they do that? Should you maybe inform them that the reason your checkings account is overdrawn is because you don't have money? 9) Mother-in-laws are jokes about continuously, but why not father-in-laws? 10) If people run into a sign near a park bench saying that the paint is wet, every one will touch it to check. If this is so, why don't these same folk verify the star count of around four billion stars so stated according to various scientists? 11) How many times will be keep coming back and opening the door to the fridge when we are hungry? Do we really think that food will appear there miraculously? 12) Notice how bullets bounce off superman's chests, but the moment the villain throws the empty revolver, this same invincible superman ducks. Shouldn't the revolver bounce off his chest too? 13) If the human race evolved from monkeys, why are there still monkeys? 14) Why is it that when we try to catch something that is falling off a table, our hand knocks down something else? 15) Why did the Japanese pilots who were planning to crash into American ships wear helmets? 16) Why do people move a vacuum cleaner over a small piece of thread again and again. Why do we pick it up, examine it and then place it back down and move the vacuum cleaner over it to give it a second chance? 17) How come soap bubbles are always white no matter what the colour of the soap? 18) Why do we always try and get the house to be as warm as it was in summer even though we suffered from the heat in summer? 19) Why is it that whenever you walk past a mattress dealership, they have large signs advertising a big price reduction? 20) Sometimes we are just too polite! How many times have others run into us with their carts or even worse have smashed into out ankles? Instead of cursing or at least barking at them to watch where they are going, why do we just smile when they say sorry? Before I End: Above you have run into about twenty or so intriguing incidents on life that I or some friend of mine has come across. Most will be familiar to you. Some might not. But, I hope that each one of them will if not make you at least laugh, bring a wry smile to your face and to your heart.
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Games involving cards like gin rummy is what Rammy Johnson loves to do when he has the time. He doesn't frequent online casinos or that sort of thing, but when he can he visits grand hotels with his notebook and jots down oddities he notices there.
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