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'Criminal' Treesitters Winning War of Nerves Against Weenie UCSC Administrators By : Jack Deal Those that can, administer companies and businesses. Those that can't, adminsiter colleges and universities. 'The Dating Manual for Old Marrieds' is a Cognitive Behavioral Engineering Helpdesk By : Jack Deal Old married couples are now going out on dates in order to put some excitement back in their marriage. Just how this is role played seems to be key to a successful cogntitive behavioral outcome. 2008 Election Proving Once Again the USA is the Greatest Nation in the Entire Universe By : Jack Deal Once again we prove our advanced democratic system is aces and helps us keep our status as the best nation in the Universe. 4 Ways In Which Erection Enhancer Pills Can Get You Into Trouble By : Gary Toh This article highlights the negative side of erection enhancement pills. If you are thinking of getting one, make sure you are not caught in these situations. A Highland Wedding Proposal By : Catherine Harvey A look at a trip for two native Scots in their hired car. A Lollipop Lady: The Law Or Just An Easy Target? By : Patrick Omari Some opinions of lollipop ladies. A Students Guide To Survive Living Alone By : Anna Stenning Helpful tips for students who have just started out into the world of university and living without your parents for the first time. Amoebic Dysentery: Nature's Foolproof Crash Diet Plan for the New Emaciated Look By : Jack Deal We go to such crazy extremes to lose a little weight, why not try dysentery, a tried and true method? An Amusing Look at the Premiership Season Ahead By : Patrick Omari This article takes a look at the likely outcome of the end of this Premiership season. Please note that as the season has not been played out it is impossible to accurately predict the outcome. None of the events that are mentioned in this article have actually happened yet and it could be argued that events probably won't unfold like this. Begone Doom and Gloomers: Why You Should Stay on the Sunnyside of Life By : Jack Deal It's not worth it being a doom and gloomer. Think of what it costs in lost wages. Blood Sucking Critters By : Dr Andrew Impey Are we genetically programmed to be averse to blood-suckers Boycott Chinese and Buy Mexican By : Jack Deal Better to buy from friends and neighbors than from those that poison us and even their own. Can the New Techies Manage and Maintain Their Vast, Extended Neural Networks? By : Jack Deal Devices and gadgets have extended the brain's neural network to outside the cranium. What happens when these devices fail? Cashing in on Man Made Global Warming by Using Offsets By : John DeJong Some celebrity singer was recently quoted as saying that in order to save more trees we ought to limit ourselves with just one sheet of toilet paper for every visit. Civilized Visualization or Worrying About Worrying About Having the Big One By : Jack Deal As if there isn't enough to worry about already... Confessions Of An IT Support Worker By : Shaun Parker A look at anecdotes and funny tales from the IT support industry in the London area. Customize Myspace Layouts By : Bradley C Smith A big part of social networking involves personality, and thus Myspace layouts are becoming more popular by the day. To those who don't know, Myspace layouts are sort of like the central computer of your Myspace page. Myspace layouts are not hard to use, in fact anyone that can create a Myspace profile can easily begin changing their Myspace layout right away. Dice Sports Games That Are Fun; the Pro Football Game. By : John DeJong This is the next installment in a world of incredibly fun sports games played with dice. In the first installment I taught you how to play the college version of "Dice Football". That was the simplest of all my dice sports games. Now it is time to start getting a little more complex. As, in all my dice football games you will need two dice, notebook paper and a pen or pencil. Do You Want to Know What Happened to Karl? By : marco miranda It seem that Karl Rove;s brilliant perdormance is coming to an end as a reult of the Democrat's victory in the Mid Term Elections, Dumber by Design: We're Feeble-Minded, What's Your Excuse? By : Jack Deal Is there a limit as to just how far one can dumb down? Excuse Me, But, Yes, I Am From 'Long-Guy-Land' By : Judi Lynn Lake As much as I miss Long Island and New York, when I am there I can't wait to get back 'home'. The horns honking, the sirens, the closed in suburbs and, yes, the traffic, all get on my nerves now. These days, I look forward to the quiet, the easy conversation, and... the 'y'all come back now, you hear!' The way I figure it, I now have the best of both worlds and what can be better than that. Fonejacker - New style Comedy By : wayne metcalfe If you have not had a chance to look at the latest Channel 4 series fonejacker, but seem to come across it where ever you go, here is a quick overview of the super hit series. Fonejacker is a television series that follows the exploits of the multi-talented actor Kayvan Novak, as he makes prank calls to people all over the UK. Each fonejacker episode begins with definition of fonejack which is defined as “seize control of a telephone conversation by farce esp. to divert it from reason and logic”. Of course, since fonejacking is all about making prank telephone calls, the telephone conversation is usually accompanied by on screen animations that look similar to a Monty Python cartoon. Fran Capo, Angel On Her Shoulder By : Mark Greenstein well known comedian, Fran Capo has been on the Larry King Show, and said the Eulogy for the victims of the Titanic tragedy. Hear her divine story of her contact with a real angel. Fun Free Games By : Vicki Churchill Everyone likes to play games from children to adults and you don't have to hurt your wallet organising a fun day or evening of entertainment. Some of the most enjoyable activities are simple free games Funny Jokes By : Radu Valentina Jokes have become such an integral part of our lives, yet no one really knows how the term ‘joke’ came into existence, or who cracked the first ever joke. No matter what part of the world you are from; there is always one person in the group that has an interesting anecdote or joke to offer. What is equally true is that jokes have a way of relaxing the entire group. Funny Video and Entertainment Site Review By : Bradley C Smith So Google buys YouTube for $1.6B in stock and cash and suddenly the world wakes up. The result, hundreds of new entries into the funny video, video sharing and music video marketplace. I've heard many complaints about the sudden influx of content sites. To them I say, "shut it". There can NEVER be enough content on the web. Here is a review of some newer sites. Galloping Gooseberry - A Real Life Experience By : Sarathy sadagopan Sagarika, a business writer with a delhi based pulication shares a funny life experience of hers. Give Me My Tooth By : Jim McLellan A true and humerous experience in the dentist chair and how it relates to self reliance. Go Ahead, I Dare Ya! Google My Name! By : Jack Deal When I was a kid we used to dare, double dare and then double dog dare. Nobody googled. Have You Heard Of Remote Viewing And Influencing? By : Jim Pretin Remote viewing and remote influencing have become two of the most bizarre topics bandied about on the web in recent years History of the Recliner Chair By : Mitch Endick While much of the written history of the recliner starts in the early Twentieth Century, the recliner chair dates back much further. How Loneliness, Faulty Logic and Convenience Destroyed Three Super Brains By : Jack Deal Even the smartest among us can veer off path and end up going down a path of utter stupidity. How ter Cure Stress Quickly and Effectively By : Al Gammate Though this article contains valuable and useful information on curing stress, it's also meant to be humorous. This article is written in cockney. So let's have some fun! How to Get Free Food by Effectively Using the Halftime Exit Strategy By : Jack Deal By focusing on the silly needs of others we can often reap unexpected benefits. How To Know When You Are Being Date Blocked By : garry hill Many guys might not be aware of when they are being date blocked and some know all too well. The signs can sometimes be elusive at first, especially when you are at a beer bash party where a lot of people mix and mingle. I learned this last weekend at a party where I discovered that blocking takes on many forms, each with it's own ugly face. How Twitter is Destroying Your Mind By : Jack Deal Twitter is showing us a very important and revealing aspect of our humanity: a mind is not necessary for self expression. Or, as we say out here in California, "No es necessario!" How Your Collective Thinking is Destroying Your Mind, Career, Personal Life and Hippocampus By : Jack Deal Those that think like sheep become sheep. I'd Rather Be an Ugly Mexican than an Unhappy, Stupid, Silly Argentinean By : Jack Deal Argentine reporter Jorge Lafauci was recorded during a TV show saying that Mexicans are the ugliest and the only pretty ones are on TV. Lafauci upholds a longstanding tradition of Argentines making silly, stupid statments. Industrial Design Has It's Uses - Somewhere By : Catherine Harvey A look at some of the inventions to have been made over time that we all see as innovative at the time but that we all end up storing and not using. Intelligent Design and Natural Intelligence Are Two Peas in the Same Old Pod By : Jack Deal If it can't be tested and exists only on faith it is not science. Why not say 'it's not science' and move on? Internet Scams and the Charlatans Behind Them By : Jim Pretin A humorous commentary about internet making money scams It's a Pig Thing: My Very Strange and Ongoing Relationship with Pigs By : Jack Deal A pig is a pig whether free range or otherwise. Bonding with a pig is like bonding with barbecue. Money Grown on Trees By : Dr Andrew Impey It's good for users and it's good for farmers; we just need to crack the science around the pound note. My Breast Sizes are Just Fine for Now, Thank You and Besides I'm a Man By : Jack Deal Marketers are pure scum. Here is an instance of snake oil sleazebags trying to capitalize on citizen's patriotism. My Life Story On The Big Screen! By : Bob Alexander It will be a tough job for any actor to play Bob Alexander in the movies, but there is one that can do the job! My Secret Life as a Junk Man or My New Cognitive Behavioral Materialism Therapy By : Jack Deal Wallow in your stuff to gradually wean yourself from it. After a while you won't want to go to the mall anymore. My Secret Life as a Sheep Farmer or Never Say Never By : Jack Deal Never, never say never... One Mans Struggle With A Large Corporation By : David Cowley A humorous account of one mans struggle with a large corporation Rants #2 - I've Got More To Say And There's No Stopping Me Now! By : Nick Nilsson I've got more things to say about health, fitness, nutrition and the stupid things that seem to happen with them all the time. Whether you agree or disagree, you'll have something to think about. Remote Viewing & Remote Influencing - What is it? By : Jim Pretin A commentary about Remote Viewing and Remote Influencing Skyler Stone in the House By : Megan Rellahan An interview with actor/comedian Skyler Stone. So Whats So Funny? By : Neil Ebsworth A look at the roots of humor and what makes us laugh. Solar Panels to Power USA By : Dr Andrew Impey Can it be true - the US to be 40% solar powered by 2017 - no, but this humorous article looks at how it might be Sports And Sports Betting: The Quotes And The Quotable By : Karol Lucan From an NFL player alleged to be so cruel to dogs it should make you cringe, to an NBA referee who went on a sports betting binge, to a Tour de France rider with a syringe, it's been an interesting few months in the world of sports and sports betting. Stones Quest Series for Young Adutls is Gainning Popularity By : LaRene Ellis A sci-fi novel series for young adults readers is out. It is a five book series that is gaining popularity. Two of the five books are published and their third will be out in Feb. 2008. The series has something in it for everyone: romance, action, sci-fi/fantasy, humor, and suspense. Children and adults can also enjoy the story. A thrilling read! Stories From The IT Support Industry By : Thomas Pretty A look at anecdotes and humorous stories from the IT support industry. Technical Troubleshooting at ATT Yahoo for Fun, Profit and Sheer Adventure By : Jack Deal What saved me were the string of polite, knowledgeable employees that despite the absurdity of the systems they were working under, were able to work around that and get my problem solved. The Advantages Of Chauffeur Car Hire By : Catherine Harvey A look at some of the things you can do when you're stuck in traffic but don't have to drive. The Dog Ate Your Homework And Better Excuses By : Patrick Omari If you've ever been late, absent or forgot something you will have tried to make an excuse. Excuses are an artform and can either make or break you in the school, home or workplace so do your research and be prepared. The Druggie, The Witch, You, Me and Harry Potter By : Ba Kiwanuka Bodybuilders, bats, witches, princes and druggies! Seems like everybody is cruising The Potter Express these days. The Dynamics and Finer Points of Sleeping in a Yucatecan Hammock By : Jack Deal When on the Yucatan peninsula, try sleeping in a locally made hammock. The Strange Case of Dr. Pietro d'Abano or Things Really Could Be Much Worse By : Jack Deal We think we have it bad until we see someone that has it really bad... The Truth Behind Valentine's Day - Past and Present By : Corina Clemence The legend of Saint Valentine, and some interesting facts and stories about how it is celebrated today. The Two Marble Stress Reduction Therapy Plan or 'What Me Worry'? By : Jack Deal Chinese worry balls work but neuroscientists don't know why. Marbles are much more portable and have been shown to be just as effective. The Ultimate Design For The Single Woman By : Catherine Harvey A look at how product design can be used in the field of new inventions to benefit a single woman. Three Good and True Rat Stories By : Jack Deal We can never have too many good rat stories. By nature, rats elicit a human response that is both unpredictable and at times entertaining. Three Legal Uses of A Fake Diploma By : Stewart Baker Fake university degrees are a hot item online. Before you order one, you want to be sure it is for the right reasons. In this article, we explore three possible uses for one. Twenty Facts on Life: Not For Those Seeking Answers By : Rammy Johnson 20 humorous takes on what it means to live in the modern world. These are guaranteed to bring more than smile to your heart. UCSC Treesitting Protesters Barking Up Some Really, Really Big Redwood Trees By : Jack Deal If your son or daughter were protesting 150 up on redwood tree limb should you demand they transfer to Texas A&M? Unschooling is Learning That Never Stops By : Lill Hawkins When you use the Unschooling method of homeschooling, teachable moments can occur when you least expect them. Useless Bits of Body By : Dr Andrew Impey An interesting and lighthearted look at what body parts people can live without, and what the uses are for others. The article raises the interesting question of 'why do we have two nostrils?' Useless Bits of Body By : Dr Andrew Impey Chinese food - my favourite. I'm particularly partial to spare ribs, although I've often wondered why certain animals have bits which are considered 'spare'. Welcome Back Professor! By : marco miranda On his return from Zurich the Professor discusses Iraq, Middle East situation and Axis of Evil matters. A humorous slant on serious matters. Welcome to California National Park! By : Jack Deal When California runs out of water, we can make it into one heck of a national park. Don't forget to bring your water bottles... What If You Made a Web Page and Nobody Came To Visit By : Michael Dappert How many web pages are there? Can they all possibly have millions of visitors? Where is that Mycroft Holmes When We Really Need Him? By : Jack Deal Even Sherlock Holmes needed a good hint every now and then, right? Why Are Some Plants Called Weeds? By : Tom Henricks Shouldn't weed classification really should remain in the eye of the beholder? Why Non-Dairy Creamer is the Greatest Marketing Coup of All Time By : Jack Deal Non-dairy creamer proves that humans can fake themselves out with just about anything. Yes Virginia, There is an Allegorical, Metaphorical, and Culturally Neutered Santa Claus By : Jack Deal Santa has adapted well to the 21st Century. Those that don't believe he exists don't even wish he did. How sad. Yes, Virginia, the World is Full of Jerks... By : Jack Deal Jerks are everywhere and a diverse bunch at that. Why are jerks so irritating?

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